What’s the best way to eat an Oreo?

Updated on March 26, 2019 in Food & Drink
12 on February 14, 2015

A few possible choices such as just eat the damn thing, dunking in milk or milk substitute product, splitting it open to scrape out the white goodness first, or fusing two together to create your own personal double stuff…

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0 on February 14, 2015

I tend to like pulling it apart, eating the cookie side alone, possible milk dunkage or else washing down with a sip there, then eating the beheaded cookie with stuff. Again, possible dunkage or sip involved. That said, anyone notice the dozens of varieties of actual Oreos and not knockoffs these days? Many are holiday themed, many simply the work of genius.

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0 on February 14, 2015

Oh give me a break. Are Oreos not the best? Is there anything more hospitable than a welcoming gift of three dozen Oreos arranged in the shape of the profile of Mr. Dom DeLuise? As my Great Aunt Nonie was wont to say: A day without Oreos is like a day without empty nutritional calories, although I’m not sure she meant it quite that way.

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0 on February 14, 2015

I prefer to eat an Oreo straight, no ripping apart or dunking. (Double Stuf Oreos are acceptable, even though they contain only 1.86 times as much stuf as regular Oreos. All other variations are disgusting or boring.) In a blind taste test conducted by me, Oreos kicked the ass of Hydrox cookies, even though Hydrox preceded Oreos.

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0 on February 15, 2015

Pretty much via the mouth. Any other way, is kind of… well… gross.

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0 on February 17, 2015

Yes. Putting the cookie in your mouth, chewing, then swallowing it… that is the best way to eat one.

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0 on February 17, 2015

Get like 10 oreos ,put them in a cup of milk.wait until they are soft and fall apart…..now enjoy mhmmm

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0 on February 17, 2015

Take it apart, eat the yummy goodness first, then each cookie separately.  Three for the price of one.

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0 on February 17, 2015

First of all, let’s just acknowledge that Oreo f**ked up. Had they introduced Double Stuf first, they could have introduced regular Oreos later as “diet” Oreos and made WAY more money.

That said, the correct way is to take two Oreos, twist the cookies to remove one of the cookie halves from each, dip the creamless halve in milk and eat, then mash the two remaining halves together to create the double cream cookie, dip it in milk and eat.

Note: This works best with Double Stuf when you end up with a quad stuf Oreo.

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0 on February 19, 2015

Shove it all in. Just put the whole cookie in your mouth and eat.

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0 on March 21, 2019

1: hold half in milk for more than 15 seconds

2: eat that half, it will be like sweet chocolate milk.

3: eat other half: it will contrast and be crunchy yet smooth.

you have now experienced the best of both worlds. Decide on that.

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