RE: Will Joe Biden run for president?

Oh give me a break. Is not running the best? With the feet moving so quickly and the pulse racing so strongly and the opportunity to wear athletic footwear of different colors and to be listening to one’s music playlist completely oblivious to the activities that surround one, including many motor vehicles that are seemingly intent on removing runners from the carpool lane where they may have inadvertently found themselves from time to time, I must say. If Mr. Biden chooses to run, I offer him this advice with┬áthe most humble of humble intent, and that is this: that he stay out of the carpool lane, at least from time to time, so that the automobiles can pass without fear of a painful collision that would leave the nation without one of its most estimable running enthusiasts.