RE: What’s the best way to eat an Oreo?

I prefer to eat an Oreo straight, no ripping apart or dunking. (Double Stuf Oreos are acceptable, even though they contain only 1.86 times as much stuf as regular Oreos. All other variations are disgusting or boring.) In a blind taste test conducted by me, Oreos kicked the ass of Hydrox cookies, even though Hydrox preceded Oreos.