Oh give me a break. Is there anything more incongruous, if I might use that word inappropriately, then a question regarding the mandatory qualifications of a job for which no preparation can be adequate? I’m reminded of a story my great Aunt Nonie used to tell. It involved a gentleman who was ill-prepared for his wedding night. It seems the gentleman in question had a variety of questions about the events he wast soon to encounter, and he was provided amusing answers that brought with them an unsurprised twist of misinterpretation, although I’m not completely remembering the specifics at this particular moment.